Husband Realizes His Wife Is Cheating, Leaves A Note For Her Other Man

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Some things are easier said than done. Have you ever thought about what you would act if you found out that your partner was cheating on you? Although this is not easy to think about, it’s hard to not let that thought cross your mind. More likely than not you have thought about this and you have a decided on what to do at that moment. You may have decided to leave, or you may get try to get even on him/her. And most of the time, your plan doesn’t go the way you expected and you end up doing the exact opposite.

One man did something quite unique when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him while he wasn’t around. He wrote a note to the dude she was cheating with, and read…

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes, I know. No, I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all, you are giving it to my wife.

1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.  You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer.It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.  If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.  Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason, my 5-year-old son believes if it is not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink unless you can recommend a better spot?

5.  After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.  Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentally challenged.

7.  Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and electric company is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8. When she asks “do these pants make me look fat,” say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9. Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly, I would like to thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Now, that’s one way to deliver a message.

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  1. WOW just WOW wish I could have thought about something like this but there would be too many letters to write! I was a virgin when my wife and I got together never knew I had married a whore! She slept with so many guys it is crazy even gave head to two of my cousins and had sex with another cousin! had sex with friends and even a complete stranger WTF. She found “GOD” and had to confess her sins to me and [email protected]%*ing ripped my heart out told me EVERYTHING! After weeks went by started talking to her again she gave me oral and after that she said that doing that to me made her feel like a Prostitute WTF REALLY! HER HUSBAND MADE HER FEEL LIKE A PROSTITUTE??????? What about ALL THE OTHER MEN! F*&^ing WHORE! 15 years together and 5 kids and I make her feel like a prostitute???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • I left a reply on this story but you can never see what others reply so what the hell is the point in even letting people comment. Please delete everyone because I can’t see this junk just keep. Getting replies and can’t read them how annoying.

      • Not sure what you mean as this is the first comment you have made on the website. You may have made one on facebook post but not on this website

          • LOL what? you seem to have responded appropriately to the comment above but claim not to see it?

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    • How exactly, did your wife have the time to do so many dudes? Sounds like you were off drinking and fishing/camping with the boys instead of being home with her and taking care of business. If you stayed with her after she did all that you’re fucking weak man. Please let us all know when you grow a set.

  2. That’s pretty good. But WHY in the hell would you leave your beer at the house for him to drink? My ex having a BF was the best thing that ever happened to me. It took all of her attention off of what I was doing and put it right on him. I now have the freedom I haven’t had in 22 years. I’m a new man, and he has taken over my role as her emotional punching bag.

  3. that’s really funny, mine had some online thing going with this dude and she had messenger set up to automatically log her in i get online to look something up here he is messaging me thinking im her so not wanting to be rude i sat there and chatted with him for about an hour then after i got bored i informed him who he was speaking to, he didn’t have much to say after that lol

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